With an intro like this, you know it's a must read: "I met Johnny when he was like 15 years old at a house party in North Lake Tahoe where he stole all of my beer and then gave it out to everyone?!? Johnny had quite the reputation as a kid... I remember him shredding all over Northstar at Tahoe – jumping ropes, spraying people with slush and yelling at Ski Patrol when they had a problem with it." NICE!

Read up on the rest of Johnny's antics here, and check out his rail wizardry in the first half of the below ThirtyTwo "Spot Check" edit.